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GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE APRIL 4, 1997

Dykes ToWatch Out For by Alison Bechdel

SYDNEY APOLOGIZED TO YOU? WHAT'D YOU DO?

metamorphosis

OFFICE

WELL, LET'S JUST SAY IT WASN'T A HALLMARK MOMENT.

SHE HAS A PAIR OF BALLS, WALTZING IN WITH AN "I'M SORRY" ALL THESE YEARS AFTER DEEPSIXING YOU.

EXCUSE ME. ACUSTOMER NEEDS HELP WITH THE VIBRATOR ATTACHMENTS.

OFFICE

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1997 BY ALISON BECADEL

YEAH, WELL WHO KNOWS. MAYBE SHE'S CHANGED. SHE AC TUALLY APOLOGIZED TO ME LAST NIGHT.

SHE

DID? SO... DID YOU MAKE UP?

NO! SHE'S A JERK! I'M JUST SAYING, DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF.

WHAT DO YOU WANT, MY BLESSING? KNOCK YOUR SELF OUT.

REALLY?

THANK You. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

WHEN ARE YOU TWD GONNA STOP THIS ABSURD LITTLE FEUD?

WHENEVER SHE

WANTS. SHE STARTED IT. WHO HAS A PAIR OF BALLS?

YOU SHOULD KNOW, FROM WHAT I SAW AT THE RESTAURANT THE OTHER NIGHT.

SYDNEY?

LISTEN, THEA. THAT WASN'T WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.

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OH, MO. I KNOW WHAT IT WAS. LOOK, DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO PROTECT MY FEELINGS. SYDNEY CAN BE VERY CHARMING, AS I RECALL.

Servei

THANKS. ENJOY IT.

ACTUALLY, IT'S FOR MY MOTHER, BUT I'M SURE SHE

UH... LOIS? CAN I ASK YOU AQUESTION?

Willd.

BESIDES THAT ONE?

GODZALCHEMYS

TRANS JOUAL

BUT...BUT SHE WAS SO CRUEL TO YOU.

WELL, OF COURSE!

YOU BELIEVE PEO-SOME HORMONES,

DO...DO PLE CAN REALLY CHANGE?

SOME SURGERY... WHY? ARE YOU CONSIDERING IT?

NO, I MEAN LIKE, ESSENTIALLY. SAYA PERSON USED TO BE A JERK. D'YOU THINK THEY CAN EVER BECOME A PERSON WHO'S NOT A JERK?

AW, MO! YOU WEREN'T THAT MUCH OF A JERK! DON'T WORRY,

I FORGIVE YOU! IKNEW YOU'D COME AROUND EVENTUALLY

The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green

Mostly Monogamy

We

rejoin

ETHAN & DOUG AS THEY ATTEMPT TO PROCES DOUG'S RAILWAY TRANSGRESS

DOUG. THERE'S LIKE THIS BIG TORAH FLOATING Above THE HOUSE..

GLARE

I DON'T KNOW WHY

I DID IT..I JUST DID... I LOVE YOU. NOT SOME TRICK ON A TRAIN..WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT PI IT'S JUST SEX... JUST SOME ANIMAL NEED. IT MEANT NOTHING...

So

WHAT'S YOUR BOTTOM LINE HERE? IF WE ARE GOING TO BE TOgETHER,WE ARE GOING TO HAVE AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP?

BY ERIC ORNER

OH GOD ETHAN,YOU MAKE

IT SOUND LIKE I PLAN ON INSTALLING A REVOLVING DOOR AT THE FOOT OF THE BED

SILLY ME.

BEFORE, WHEN

WE WERE TOGETHER,

WE WERE MONOGAMOUS

I THOUGHT THAT

HAD TO DO WITH LOST T-CELLS, NOT WAND ERING EYES.

AND IT DIDN'T

WORK..

3-15-97

GLARE

GLARE

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OF ONE OF THOSE animal meeds

DAMNEETH.

GET OVER IT..

I MEAN HANS AND I LOVE EACH OTHER, AND WE FOOL AROUND WITH OTHER GUYS.

Bucky.

HANS IS A LUFTH ANSA FLIGHT ATTEND ENT BASED IN JOHANN eSBURG. YOU SEE HIM 3 TIMES A YEAR ON A DANCE FLOOP IN MIAMI.

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ONE FOR EN

SO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

YOU DON'T LOVE ME.

NOT ENOUGH.

I LOVE YOU A LOT.

..I'm in

Love WITH YOU.. I DON'T WANT TO DISappoint you..

WHATAN APPALLING SUGGESTION!

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